I did NOT make a special trip to the grocery store on Friday, with three kids in tow, just to buy some chocolate. Must have been somebody else who looks just like me.
And I did NOT break my chocolate-buying record. No, that was NOT the first time I’ve bought chocolate in four months. (Well, except for filling the Christmas stockings . . . which was NOT for me, entirely, so it did NOT count.)
And that also means that I did NOT consume that big bag of peanut Ms and Ms that I found in my stocking on Christmas morning (or Ws and Ws, depending on how you look at ’em) in one month. OK, OK, it was NOT more like two weeks. I do NOT eat that much chocolate!
And I did NOT eat a third of the chocolate purchased on Friday by Sunday. That would be way unhealthy. And it was most certainly NOT because of hormones. I do NOT do this kind of thing every month!!!
I think I’d better go find some more chocolate. And you’d better go visit MckMama to see other things that are NOT happening around bloggyland this week.